Where can I get a Japanese girlfriend. I like Anime.?

I want a hot girlfriend that looks like sakake from azumanga diaoh but i can't find anyone! all the girls around here are fat and on welfare! they only come out on the first of the month with their fat boyfriends with tattoos on their heads of spiderwebs and skellingtons. what are some good places to meet girls when you live in the beverly hillbillies?